obviously enough, you ask a "would you rather....?" and the person below answers reinforce it with an explaination, and asks their own.

example:

dude 1: would you rather eat a burger, or eat a pie?

dude 2: eat a pie. more filling. would you rather sky dive, or bungee jump?

dude 3: bungee jump. more fun. would you rather [okay, i think you get it now.]








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Would you rather eat a lamp or eat a couch?

eat a couch. easyer to dygest. would you rather shit you pants in class or piss your pants in class?

ooo, hard one....

...i'd say piss myself. it's slightly less hilarious, embarrasing, etc.


would you rather be attacked by a badger, or two badgers? [trick question.]

i would rather be two badgers, duh wouldn't wanna be attacked.

would you rather drink old milk or eat rotten eggs

drink old milk. easier to vomit in disgust.


Would you rather be a guy with a lolita complex, or a guy who has the strangest uncontrollable urge to cut up thumbs?

what do you mean by cut up thumbs?

as in to cut them to shreds.

my thumbs or just thumbs in general?

thumbs in general

then prolly the thumbs thing


would you rather fall on a big cactus or a pile of boards with nails

Boards with nails. Much better story, and cactuses are just not to be messed with.

TO-MAY-TO or TO-MAH-TO?

TO-MAY-TO because no one actualy says TO-MAH-TO

New Years or Thanksgiving?

Thanksgiving, i just love my taters.


Baked potato or mashed potato?

mashed taters all the way, easyer to eat

cats or dogs?

Dogs. Dumber, easier to manipulate.


Talking Moose Pimp or Turbo Moose Pimp?

... Talking Moose Pimp I guess? (... >.> *ignores the fact that he's a furry.)

Umm...

Medieval fair or Medieval affair?

medieval fair, its more fun plus with all the maidens you can have your affair anyways

Guilty Gear or Blazblue

Since I haven't seen/watched/played/read either of them, it's hard to decide.

I say "Guilty Gear", but only because it sounds like I'm referring to my junk.

Would you rather...

...eat a burrito with strange, unidentifiable sauce, or eat a burrito you know contains ingredients you despise (onions, bell peppers, etc)?

... Don't we eat burritos with strange, unidentifiable sauce at Taco Bell? :D *shot*

I'd say with something I despise probably. Though I normally eat quesadillas, not burritos.

Hmm... would you rather watch Twilight or watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

(I will get so much flack for this one if Xan or Elly see it first XD)

MLP, hands down. At least it's written by somebody with half a brain.

Would you rather...

...give up your creativity in exchange for financial independence, or keep your artistic skills and always struggle to make ends meet?