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PostSubject: Puns!   Thu May 03, 2012 10:23 pm #1

Post any silly puns you might have! They'll be punny!

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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PostSubject: Re: Puns!   Sat May 05, 2012 10:17 pm #2

Here's a contribution by BW from Pandora 13.

Jack Owen is built like a fortress.

seems normal at first, until you see his appearance. :D

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PostSubject: Re: Puns!   Sun May 06, 2012 5:20 pm #3

So much pun.

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PostSubject: Re: Puns!   Mon May 07, 2012 7:44 pm #4

[21:43:37] * Emerald Link offers Anki a chicken tender to make up for it
[21:43:56] Anki : I DON'T WANT YOUR FOWL POULTRY!

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